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The Bastard Operator From HELL!



copyright 1998 by Duffy Toler, all rights reserved
"It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I reassign null to be the tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. And it speeds up backups too, so it can't be all bad can it? Of course not."

Having a problem with your account? Need more disk space? Can't get your PC to boot? No worries ... just call Simon, give him your user name, and >clickety<   >click< your troubles are over.

Here's where to read them:

  • Original BOFH Stories - An official archive of all the older stories and most of the newer ones too. Just in case that URL goes away, the original ones are archived here on chinet.

  • BOFH FAQ - Not exactly the FAQ from Hell, but it does answer the basic questions. It is also archived here on chinet.

  • ASR FAQ - Not directly related to BOFH, but the alt.sysadmin.recovery newsgroup is read by BOFHs everywhere. If you're a user, please check the sysadmin price list before calling.